Often people comment on Tempeh’s appearance in an unfavourable way. She is completely bald except a few untameable whiskers and hairs on her head. Her body is less of a show dog conformation, and more like Mr Burns from the Simpsons. She only has a few teeth left, and sometimes she genuinely forgets she has four legs and only uses three.

Frankly, she is a bit awkward, a bit weird. Despite all this, Tempeh is one of the kindest dogs you’ll meet.